"Abnormal lung sounds are called whistling, crackles, or rales... it sounds like a humpback whale!"
"'The Nordic area is called the cholera belt. Cystic fibrosis is a disease that developed to protect people from Cholera.'
[student] 'So, instead of moving the latrines, they just evolved??'
"The Nordics may have been the prettiest, but they were not the brightest!'"
"So, your body produces your own indogenous marijuana!"
"Stress ulcers are not caused by stress. Sorry about the name."
"Don't drink alcohol, don't abuse steroids, and DON'T get hepatitis A, B, or C."
-Dr. Judd, Pathophysiology teacher
"Kait...you called him? You Bold Sassy Freak!!"
-Ashmil
"Let's all agree to NOT study, and then the curve will be nice and big."
Annie
Kait: "I am so tired, all the time. I think I have mono."
Karlyn: "No... I think you just have a disorder called: nursing school."
"So.. I've only been asleep an hour and I've had the weirdest dreams. Like about diffusing bombs and.... Hilary Clinton."
-Brit
"Kait, we can't have any more Daves in our family. Marry a Roland!!"
-Ann
Britney: (in reference to a shake) "This is a heart attack. This is twenty pounds..."
Kait: "Stop. Enjoy it. You are starting to sound like me!"
Britney: "Well you become like the five people you are most with, except I am only with you so... what do you expect??"
"Kait. He is treating you like that...that sounds a lot like something a doucebag would do. Ignore the crap out of that boy!"
-Ashmil
"...And if your computer starts to fizz and blow up... I'll make you another pie."
-TOFR
"You are hilarious and I would date you if you were a guy. Or if I were a guy."
-Hilary
"Kait. Marry the well's fargo guy. Just do it. Go over to wells fargo and open a bank account so you can meet him. His name was Phillip!"
-Bry
(anyone know a philip at well's fargo? Apparently it is meant to be....)
"We're little bruised peaches."
-Ashmac
"We would be terrible on road trips together. But.. it'd be fun!"
-Davis
"I'm just ready for some blessings that aren't in disguise."
-Ashmac
"I probably couldn't date you, it's probably a really big hippa violation."
-Pat Horner
"Hello, I do summer sales, I'm a douchebag. I can do whatever the hell I want, and then wander away...." -Kristen
"We are compatible orbs."
-Britney
"Don't feel like you need to come, just if you're in the mood for a night out, involving me wearing lingerie."
-Ashmil
"We don't judge in Confession Session."
Nate Brown
"I've got a great body. I have a good liver. I eat nine servings of fruits and vegetables a day!"
-Amanda Leslie
"....that would be invasive."
-Amanda Leslie
K: "Christian, have a heart!!"
"I'm going to law school, Kaitlin, I had to claw that organ out of my own chest as part of the admissions process."
-Christian
"Kaitlin, you are so good with bunnies. They just love you."
-Tyler
"Where is that boy?! I am gonna punch him!"
-Tyler
"I feel like that jittery feeling is like all of the common sense leaving your body."
-Ashmac
"Kaitlin, drop that boy like it's hot."
-Dan
"Don't be silly. You don't have a quote book. I have a quote book, and it's copyrighted, so your quotebook is illegal."
-Christian
"I wouldn't sue someone who is destined to have cancer anyway,"
-Christian
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