"We can call that... an epic fail."
"I always went to my brother, because he was fat."
--Ryan Briggs
Brit: "Hey can I throw you in so you can go swimming with the fish?"
9-year old boy: No.
--"Why Not?"
"Because these are new cargo pants."
"See, you know so much, I had no idea that renal and rectal were different!"
Ashmac
"I'm just worried that you can't come to lunch because you're gonna be translated."
-Nanna
"Because if you get married I am gonna be the third wheel, I'll be like sorry, it's a package deal."
"Kaitlin... do you understand what's in Taiwan? The asians."
Kait: "I'd be in a leprousy colony, cleaning wounds."
Brit: "Oh. That's so.... Biblical."
Tyler: "I would do anything for the man! And he would do nothing for me."
Brit (to me): So... your mental state is kind of scaring me."
"I don't understand how I spend most of my life geographically distant from you."
Brit
"You can't go gallavanting around with all these horny ho-bags"
Laura boo
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