2. Eat breakfast
3. Get picked up by friend #1
4. Help friend #1 try on wedding dresses
5. Meet a new friend, #2, a newlywed. who proceeds to tell you all about being a newlywed (and my word people, sometimes even for a student nurse there is just too. much. detail. I needn't expound.)
6. Go home and help friend #3, who happens to be your roommate, find a venue for HER wedding
7. Find out friend #4 is engaged to someone she met 4 weeks ago
8. Help friend #5 with a ride to her new apartment, the one which her and her soon-to-be-husband will be moving into
9. Comfort friend #6 that nothing is wrong with her, yes she has been dating her boyfriend for 6 months and yes it is perfectly normal and okay to not be engaged by now.
10. Ponder about how much I do not understand this Provo thing and wonder if I ever will
11. Throw a dinner party
12. Break things off with a guy, hate hate hate it, wonder if I'm going to live a defective life by being too picky, conclude that I'm okay
13. Sleep. So deeply.
You guys. Provo has this reputation, see, and I'm starting to see that it's there for a very real
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It's a jungle out there, you guys. J to the U n g l e.
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